Conversations with Mom

Conversations with Mom

This is part of an actual conversation I had with my mother over the weekend...
Me-Hey mom, I'm going to be out of town next weekend, I'll be gone till Wednesday.
Mom- You should give me the phone number up there just in case I need to get a hold of you.
Me- There's no phone up there.
Mom- What if I die or something.
Me- Why would you want to ruin my vacation like that, you'll still be dead when I get back.
Mom- I guess you have a point there Johnny, give me your cell number anyway.
Me- Ok, but if the fish are biting I'm still not coming home till Wednesday.